Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Scheduling Disorder

Sometimes I hold back from writing about something that is supposed to happen in the future, because I'm  afraid that if I talk about it then it won't happen.  Like that winning lottery ticket I'm buying next week while vacationing in Oregon:  totally not going to talk about it, so don't even ask.

I will, however, spend one tiny moment of my INSANELY BUSY DAY/WEEK/MONTH to plead forgiveness from the gods for trying to do too much in the month of November.

Here are some of the things I said I would accomplish this month:
  • travel to San Bernardino for the 2nd;
  • travel to Ridgecrest for the 6th-8th;
  • travel to Los Angeles for the 8th-9th;
  • travel to Sacramento for the 15th-16th;
  • go get my winter clothes out of the storage unit;
  • travel to Portland for the 19th-24th;
  • travel to Los Angeles for the 26th-27th;
  • travel to San Diego for December 1;
  • plan a trip back east for December 21-27;
  • get that pie crust recipe from Michele;
  • walk the dog twice a week;
  • yoga twice a week;
  • publish four giant environmental impact reports for my job;
  • hand-craft Xmas gifts for a dozen friends and family;
  • bake five pies;
  • write a 50,000-page novel; and
  • not go insane.
Tomorrow we leave for Oregon.  My hopes are high:  I've detached from clients and work; packed six different writing notebooks, two idea books and a camera; and researched "Oregon oyster season" which, apparently, is year-round.  In a week from now I will have much to report on the oyster front, but this evening I learned that oyster farmers throw a bunch of larvae in a vat full of sanitized oyster shells and hope for the best and that certain oysters can take from 2 years to 4 years to grow, depending on the flavor/size intentions.

From eating many varieties and seasons of oysters in my lifetime I have gleaned two universal truths.  One:   there are few meals that can measure up to a spicy bloody mary and a platter of fresh, raw oysters.   

Two:  bad oysters taste like dirty diapers. 

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Asking a State Capital to Forgive You

Dear Sacramento,

.....I love you and I'm sorry for the things I said about you behind your back......

On Sunday I drove to Ontario and boarded an airplane bound for Sacramento.  My friend Deborah picked me up at the airport and we made the familiar journey back into the heart of the city after a quick pit stop for additional vodka and wine. 

Before any of the party guests arrived, I gave Deborah her birthday card and gift: a pretty little jar filled with desert-bleached coyote poop.  (For those of you who now think I'm awesomely strange, did you ever dissect an owl pellet in high school?   There's some awfully cool stuff in the poop of animals that eat other animals.)

Upon reading the card and opening the gift, Deborah squealed "is it coyote poop?" and then enveloped me in a giant bear hug and said, truthfully, "Oh, I love it!"

Despite the pretty pink bow on the poop jar, we did NOT set it out with the food.



Nate and his fantastic partner brought plenty of Violet Candy, which smells like you're eating Grandma. 


Mark and Eva brought home-pickled walnuts, which were DELICIOUS.  I'd never tasted a pickled walnut before, but they are an amazing savory accompanient to hard cheese, crackers, and bread. 



At some point in the evening, Deborah convinced one of the party guests to swap dresses with her and brought out her fancy dancing shoes.  The entire party stood by silently, delighted and fascinated, as Deborah and her dancing partner, Ben, danced the Tango.



I found out what the secret to life is:  friends.   Best friends.  ~Ninny Threadgoode

Sunday, November 15, 2009

I go out walking / After midnight

One morning in May, I took Bella for a walk in our neighborhood (it feels strange using that word to describe where I live, which doesn't at all resemble the Traditional 'Neighborhood' in which I grew up).  As we left the driveway she was distracted by something in the bushes near the neighbor's shack.  I stopped, and she sat down in the dirt next to me, and three coyotes emerged.  First a tiny one, then two larger ones.  They stopped and regarded us warily, backing away in a different direction than they'd intended to follow.  When a soft *pop* was heard from a distance, they all flinched simultaneously: clearly they have learned to fear gunshots.

Our neighbor rounded the corner and the trio fled into the brush.

On our walks, we encounter so many forms of life:  lizards, rabbits, mice, coyotes, bobcats, and recently, a snake.  I heard it slither off into a bush as we passed and peered into the bush to no avail.  No sign of it except for the stringy track it had left in the dirt.

I still have yet to encounter a rattlesnake.  And, yes, I want to.

******

Today I fly back to Sacramento.  I have a meeting tomorrow, but tonight I get to spend some time with one of my very dearest friends, Deborah Rhea.  My plane leaves in a few hours at an airport that is located two hours away, and I haven't packed yet; in fact, I'm still sitting around in my pajamas.  Crap.

Returning to Sacramento is always, always gut-wrenching.  I absolutely despise having to go back to Sacramento - not because it's a horrible place, but because of what I went through, personally, when I lived there (a divorce, a horribly complicated post-divorce relationship, and more...).

I survived residing in Sacramento for six years largely because I met Deborah.  A mutual friend introduced us, because I was about to embark on a solo trip to Spain and spend several weeks traveling through Basque country, and Deborah had resided in the Basque region for many years. 

The night before I left for Spain, I called Deborah.  "Come over, mi amiga guapa," she said.  I've got wine and cheese and I'll draw you a map.

I walked several blocks north to the home where Deborah lived and we drank copious amounts of red wine, talked about life, love, travel, and yes, Spain.  Deborah swept everything off the dining room table with a flourish and laid down a giant piece of butcher paper and began to draw.  "Here is the train station.  Here is the bridge.  Here is how you get to the hostale in San Sebastian where I stayed.  Here is the town where I lived.  If you drive this way, stop in at the only bar in town and tell them that Deborah, de Los Estados Unidos, says hello...."

That night, when I returned to my humble little apartment to two very empty suitcases and with a head full of wine, I threw a bunch of clothes in at random and slept like a baby.  That first night in London, when I opened the first suitcase, I had to laugh.  '15 black shirts and one pair of jeans.  Brilliant, self, brilliant.  Let's hope the second suitcase was packed a bit more thoughtfully.'  Alas, due to the quantity of pre-packing wine, it was not.  I did, however, remember Deborah's map.

After I returned from Spain, I spent many, many, many nights with Deborah, drinking wine, telling stories, taking photographs, picking up favorite books from her bookshelves and reading aloud to one another, listening to music, and dancing.  I've never met anyone quite like her, and she will forever be one of my favorite people on the planet, and one my dearest friends. 

Happy birthday, Deborah, mi amiga guapa!  Besos y abrazos. 



Deborah Rhea + me:  2007

Friday, November 13, 2009

Astronomical/logical Reckonings

Monday Martinis and Meteors?
New Moon Sets Stage for Brilliant Leonids Meteor Shower


Source: Robotic Optical Transient Search Experiment (ROTSE) team

This year's Leonids meteor shower peaks [the morning of] Tuesday, Nov. 17.  If forecasters are correct, the shower should produce a mild but pretty sprinkling of meteors over North America followed by a more intense outburst over Asia. The phase of the moon will be new -- setting the stage for what could be one of the best Leonid showers in years.

"We're predicting 20 to 30 meteors per hour over the Americas, and as many as 200 to 300 per hour over Asia," says Bill Cooke of the Meteoroid Environment Office at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center. "Our forecast is in good accord with independent theoretical work by other astronomers."

Leonids are bits of debris from Comet Tempel-Tuttle. Every 33 years the comet visits the inner solar system and leaves a stream of dusty debris in its wake. Many of these streams have drifted across the November portion of Earth's orbit. Whenever our planet hits one, meteors appear to be flying out of the constellation Leo.

source:  http://www.nasa.gov/connect/chat/09-094.html

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It's no secret that I hold Mr. Rob Brezny and his weekly dose of Free Astrology in very high regard.  Like the Tarot, Brezny's weekly messages are sometimes obscure, often challenging, and usually only understood in retrospect.  But they always hit uncannily close to home, at least for me.

Aries Horoscope for week of November 12, 2009

A whitewash happens when you use deceit to cover up the messy facts about a situation. A blackwash is just the opposite: It's when you invoke candor as you reveal complications that have previously been veiled. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, the coming weeks will be prime time to enjoy a jubilee of blackwashing. But I suggest that you proceed gently. Remember that not all hidden information is a sign of malfeasance or evil intentions. Sometimes the truth is so paradoxical and nuanced, it's hard to get it completely out in the open all at once. And sometimes people are motivated to keep things secret mostly because they're afraid to cause pain.

While you and I are together here:
  • Your favorite phrase is flux gusto
  • The colors of your soul are sable, vermilion, ivory, and jade
  • Your magic talisman is a thousand-year-old Joshua tree whose flowers blossom just one night each year and can only be pollinated by the yucca moth
  • Your holiest pain comes from your yearning to change yourself in the exact way you'd like the world around you to change
  • Your soil of destiny is peat moss
  • Your mythic symbol is a treasure chest dislodged from its hiding place in the earth by a flood
  • Your lucky number is 13 to the 13th power
  • Your sweet spot is in between the true believers and the scoffing skeptics
  • A clutch of frog eggs from an unpolluted river is your auspicious hair-care product
  • The anonymous celebrity with whom you have most in common is the jester who followed Buddha around and kept him loose
  • The question that perks you up when your routine becomes too rote is this: What possesses the bar-tailed godwit to migrate annually from Alaska to New Zealand by hitching rides on gale-force winds?
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Blackwash. 
black·wash (blkwsh, -wôsh)

To bring from concealment; disclose.

Newspaper legend Joseph Pulitzer once summed up the essence of good and powerful writing in this famous quote:  "Put it to them briefly, so they will read it; clearly, so they will appreciate it; picturesquely, so they will remember it; and, above all, accurately, so they will be guided by its light."

This, however, is easier said than done.